Last night was the fucking worst it was unreal I’m just so done
More to come on my bottomless spiral triggered by having to go to post-secondary
4 days ago · 0 notes
I was walking into the school today and I think it was the senior boys rugby team on the bus I walked by and they drove out and as they turned one of the guys yelled out the window “hey baby, nice ass!” and I got a couple cat calls
Yeah I do got a nice ass
5 days ago · 1 note
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars
The Fault in Our Rawrs
John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.
The Fault in Jafar.
I can play this game, too, tumblr!
John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.
The Fault in Our Lars.
5 days ago · 28,224 notes · Source
Theres only so many times I can check Facebook and Twitter and Tumblr and news sites and the weather
News update: essentially no changes in the last 40 minutes
6 days ago · 0 notes
Okay but my Mom’s dentist appointment was at 3:15 and it is now after 4:30 and I am waiting for her at my school and I got out at 2:55 and she hasn’t even texted me that she is on her way or anything and I got kicked out of the library at 4 and I don’t want to pull out my laptop because if she gets here and has to wait for me to put my laptop away she will flip her shit whereas I have homework to do and I promised my Dad that I’d go riding before my meeting because he was mad that I didn’t yesterday and that is at 7 and I’ll probably be stuck here till 5 and IM JUST SO MAD AT HER
I don’t know why I couldn’t have gone and run some errands and then picked her up or something waiting here by myself twiddling my thumbs sucks a fucking dick
6 days ago · 0 notes
it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win
(via wesniall)
6 days ago · 38,282 notes · Source
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
(via eranielle)
1 week ago · 101,982 notes · Source
THE FACT THAT ICANT GET INTO MY ACCOUNT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS
1 week ago · 0 notes
Happy birthday Rupey, rest in peace big guy
1 week ago · 0 notes
